Rapoport: You're a Douche

Strike three, Joe Buck said.

Strike three, Tim McCarver said.

Strike three, Lou Piniella said.

Still in play, said Doug Eddings, the only man whose opinion counted. Who are you going to believe -- me or your lying eyes?

That's one way to win a ballgame, I suppose.

It's a sad day when you eclipse McCarver in Douchedom. Some thought it impossible, but kudos to you sir.