Josh Paul Drinking Game

This comes from WatchingJeffDavanon.blogspot.com:

I just realized that the Josh Paul Drinking Game (which I made up for fun last August) is now poised to sweep the nation, and has, in a sense, already swept the nation.

The original JPDG rules were: (and I don't like to drink, so the idea was that people would reverse the rules if they liked to drink)

If Josh Paul actually catches and maintains control of a pitched baseball, drink

If Josh gets a hit, drink

If Josh throws out someone trying to steal, chug

If Josh participates in a successful play at the plate, chug

I would also add a rule, if Josh is involved in any further douchebaggery, mainline an IV of Jaegermeister.