I just realized that the Josh Paul Drinking Game (which I made up for fun last August) is now poised to sweep the nation, and has, in a sense, already swept the nation.
The original JPDG rules were: (and I don't like to drink, so the idea was that people would reverse the rules if they liked to drink)
If Josh Paul actually catches and maintains control of a pitched baseball, drink
If Josh gets a hit, drink
If Josh throws out someone trying to steal, chug
If Josh participates in a successful play at the plate, chug
I would also add a rule, if Josh is involved in any further douchebaggery, mainline an IV of Jaegermeister.
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